Just for laughs

Life's been pretty serious recently.

Time to lighten up a bit with these wisecracks:)

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If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Never make the same mistake twice... there are so many new ones to make!

If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.

Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.

Many actresses won't wear a dress that's not original, but they'll take a secondhand husband.

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.