Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Just For laughs!


• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.


• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!


• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!


• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.


• Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!


• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.


• Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.


• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!


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8 comments:

Chameleon's Karma said...

Got an interesting Word-of-the-Day, from a friend of mine, which apparently comes from the Oxford English Dictionary, an impressive tome whose miniscule print guarantees the world will never run out of magnifying glasses.

ucalegon (n.) - A neighbor whose house is on fire.

I can easily picture myself secretly hoarding knowledge of that nugget for twenty or thirty years just waiting for the opportunity to use it. As long as the fire didn't spread to my house, of course.

I wish English had more ridiculously specific words like that. Ucalegon provides stiff competition for my personal favorite defenestrate (= throw out of the window!) , which, come to think of it, is probably only appropriate when performing it on my local ucalegons. I feel smarter already!

Now to find a fancy word for arson started by a neighbor's magnifying glass...

Kaveetaa Kaul said...

Feel smarter already..why do I feel it in my bones that this has something to do with the International day for the Smart?

puja said...

Hyuk..hyuk...

heard of this

Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Looks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But girl's father should have his own Bar.

Anonymous said...

Oosh...

so there goes my line..can never use 'bottom of my heart again' .

Neha said...

Hi kaveeta,

Much needed.. unlike anonymous,I know what to say to my boss about his brains..I loved that.

Kaveetaa Kaul said...

Ck,

I know someone actually using encephalon!! In everyday life!!

weirdo

Puja,

Great one..

Anonymous,

that was a hackneyed line in any case..

How about this..its truly nice

I love you not for what you are but for what it makes me,when I am with you.

Gosh..there is a whole philosophy for a post there.

Neha,

Boss..Right..can understand it.

makes you wonder doesnt it, why is it always the wrong guys who have the dough:)

Chameleon's Karma said...

as in clinically??

Kaveetaa Kaul said...

heck no..if it was a physiological reference, one would understand. But is was more a euphemism ..far out.